Only Arkansas Could Produce Such an Invention

Sports and facial hair go together... I guess. Personally, when it comes to facial hair, I can't grow much more than the average 8th grader. But, for you lads out there looking for a way to look completely ridiculous in the morning... then I present the Goatee Saver! And, yes.. the wonderful state of Arkansas is home to the inventor of this mind blowing product.